Its ok, I wouldn't remember me either.

Mon, 22 May 2006 22:33:19 GMT

So it seems as if I've fallen back into the familiar habit of livejournal neglect. I'm so up and down with this thing. On one hand, I love being able to let intellectwon (the only person who reads my lj that I know in real life) know what is going on in my life. On the other, "journals" are traditionally the place where you are supposed to be able to write about things that you wouldn't necessarily want to broadcast to the millions of people who have access to the internet. I know, I could make this private or friends only, but I don't really see the point when I could just write it in a place than can't get hacked. Also, lately I've been wondering why I bother spending time making friends on the internet when I could spend that time working on making real life friends, or fostering my existing real life relationships. Basically, I am all for livejournal if it makes it easier for your real life friends to catch up on your life, or if it helps you hook up with people that you will eventually meet in real life, but in my opinion internet friendships just don't measure up to the real deal. The internet is awesome in many ways, but it is also the breeding ground for lies, drama, skankiness, and fakness...

Kath, let's start e-mailing instead, mmkay?

LJ, I bid you adieu.

Wed, 10 May 2006 01:28:10 GMT

This is one of the most impressive things I've ever seen. Thanks for finding it, Chris!

http://www.break.com/index/humanbeat58.html

Mon, 08 May 2006 03:49:22 GMT

This took up way too much time, so only attempt if you are a bored insomniac on a Sunday night.

I don't care if you don't like seeing these internet quizzes on your friends page. I'm going to brag anyways.

Wed, 03 May 2006 00:52:24 GMT

I was cleaning up my computer files & found some post-worthy pictures, so have at 'er...

Tony & Dee on Canada Day @ Parliament (Deal with it, some of these are old)

I love the way my boobies look in this picture. And no, that aint my baby!

We have rats. Last summer, my boys & Chris' girls met for the first time. Three weeks later we found these.

Macfarlane Lake. I am retiring here.

Nikki & Random. What a whore. (Lookit her Italy / jalapeno birthmark on her arm)

Matty & Random

I don't even know. Notice the drink that spilled down the front of my shirt. That's when you know it must've been a good night. Right....?

Angie & Dwayne doing what they do best.

Dwayne is my hero for thinking he can dance!

Pat & Di

Kira & my sexy boy toy

Chris & his 3 day old nephew, Cooper Elmer Lennis Mulligan

My mom's hubby, Henry, shmoke and a pancake

What beautiful ladies!!!

MARW!

Fri, 28 Apr 2006 23:31:02 GMT

On Wednesday my sister and I went to see Pilate in concert @ Zaphods... I wasn't too sure about the band since their only single (Into Your Hideout) was pretty lame. But it turns out that they just released a new cd that is a bajillion times better than their last one, AND Pilate is a bajillion million times better live than on their album. Gotta love concert halls that seat 200 people, too, as you get to be a groupie and buy the band a round afterwards. I would have pictures but my camera is afraid of the dark... although we did snatch the Jetsgo tag from their luggage. We're so lame, eh?

I took the wrong bus home that night (sixes can look like fives when you've had 10 drinks!), and ended up having to walk 4 km home at 2:30 in the morning. C'est tres fun!

Tonight is the first party of the "summer"!!

(I realize this post is teh suck, but I promise I will have a fun picture post soonish!)

Mon, 24 Apr 2006 17:48:10 GMT

Snatched from intellectwon.....

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 90 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen.
There are 190 movies on this list. Put your score in header and repost:

( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Boondock Saints
(x) The Mexican
(x) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane

Total: 6

(x) The Princess Bride
(x) AnchorMan: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
(x) Saw
(x) Saw II
(x) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x) Anger Managemen
(x) 50 First Dates

Total: 9

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp

Total: 6

(x) Harry Potter
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
( ) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil I
( ) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(x) the Village
( ) Lilo & Stitch
( ) Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch

Total: 5

(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
( ) The Grinch (jim carrey)
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
(x) Thirteen Going on 30
( ) I, Robot

Total: 5

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
( ) A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt

Total: 5

(x) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumb & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
(x ) Halloween
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2

Total: 7

( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
(x ) Secret Window
(x) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards

Total: 4

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
( ) Seed Of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
(x) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
(x) Coach Carter
( ) Bad Boys

Total: 6

(x) Bad Boys 2
(x) Joy Ride
(x) Se7en
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Identity
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II

TOTAL: 6

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss' daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
( ) Frailty

Total: 2

( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She's All That
(x) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China

Total: 6

( ) X-Men
( ) X2
( ) Spider-Man
( ) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
( ) The Others
( ) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
(x) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
(x) The Hot Chick

Total: 3

(x ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle
(x) Old School
(x) The Notebook
(x) K-Pax
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
(x) A Walk to Remember
( ) Boogeyman

Total: 8

(x ) Hitch
( ) The Fifth Element
( ) Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace
( ) Star Wars Episode II Attack of The Clones
( ) Star Wars Episode III Revenge of The Sith
( ) Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope
( ) Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
( ) Star Wars Episode VI Return of The Jedi
( ) Troop Beverly Hills
( ) Swimming with Sharks

Total: 1

(x) Air Force One
( ) For Richer or Poorer
( ) Trainspotting
( ) People Under the Stairs
( ) Blue Velvet
(x) Sound of Music
(x) Parent Trap
( ) Parent Trap Re-make
( ) The Birds
( ) The Terminator
( ) Terminator-2
( ) T-3

Total: 3

(x) Empire Records
( ) SLC Punk
(x) Meet Joe Black
(x) Nightmare Before Christmas
(x) The Silence of the Lambs
( ) Sleepy Hollow
( ) I Heart Huckabees
( ) 24 Hour Party People
( ) Blood In Blood Out

Total: 4

( ) Thirteen
( ) Manic
(x) American History X
( ) Deep Blue Sea
(x) George of the Jungle
( ) Canadian Bacon
( ) Big Black Titties
( ) How High
( ) The Jacket
( ) My Little Pony- 1986

Total: 2

GRAND TOTAL: 89

OOOOOooooooOOOOO so close!

Happy Paque!

Fri, 14 Apr 2006 01:19:31 GMT

I'm leaving tomorrow morning for the lovely hick city of Sudbury.

Have a good Easter everyone. And for those of you who don't celebrate Easter, have a few drinks for me!

Mon, 10 Apr 2006 14:11:38 GMT

HAPPY 22nd BIRTHDAY,
intellectwon

I <3 U!!

Sat, 08 Apr 2006 21:43:27 GMT

Every single day the couple living above us waits until they hear our shower running, and then they turn theirs on. It's a sick little game they have to keep themselves occupied. The water pressure in our building is pretty much crap, so whenever we're in the shower and they turn their shower on, it becomes impossible to get a constant temperature, and really difficult to wash the shampoo out of our hair. I might have to resort to bathing at 3am.

In other news, Globo Shoes hasn't been impressing me. You'd think that if they pay their employees minimum wage, they should probably give them some sort of incentive to stick around, right? Wrong. On my first day, they put me and another newbie into a room and forced us to read product knowledge and policy manuals... and they didn't come back for the entire shift. When I was leaving that night the manager stopped me to tell me that my shoe discount wasn't 50% off like he had told me, it was actually 30%. Thanks, but no thanks.

I got offered a job in the office at an upscale downtown restaurant that my sister hostesses at. They get top notch Canadian celebs there:

BELINDA STRONACH

JANN ARDEN

ALANIS' PARENTS (couldn't find a picture of them on teh internets...)

JACK LAYTON

AND TOM GREEN

Canada kicks ass.

HELP!!

Wed, 05 Apr 2006 00:23:20 GMT

I start work at Globo Shoes tomorrow and I know nothing about shoes!!

Shit.

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 22:39:44 GMT

I have come to the conclusion that the apostrophe key is too close to the enter / return key.

OH, and happy birthday to meeeeeee!

Tue, 28 Mar 2006 18:05:35 GMT

Today I went and bought Chris 2 pairs of new jeans, since all he owns are his work jeans, and sometimes it's nice to go out to a restaurant or party and wear *clean* clothes. I got him Levis because they were having a Tuesday only 40% off sale. Total was about $100, and I was thinking "Yea, $100 is a lot to spend on jeans when he'll only wear them maybe 4 times per month..."

Then I came home and found a random $90 cheque in the mail - any guilt about spending too much money on the pants just went out the window. Although I still think that I am going to reward myself and spend the $90 tomorrow (MY BIRTHDAY!!).

Tomorrow, Chris is taking me out for brunch to Zack's Diner, in my opinion the best restaurant in all of Ottawa. Then we're planning on walking around downtown and visiting the cats on parliament hill. Chris has no idea what to get me for my birthday (I told him it doesn't matter how much money he spends, or whether the presents are romantic, as long as he puts some thought into it... but the boy just can't grasp this concept), so he is either going to let me pick out something while we're shopping, or he is going to pay for my third (and probably last) tattoo. Later that evening we're meeting my fam for dinner at Lonestar, where I will proceed to drink a lot of alcohol!

I have accomplished next to nothing school-wise in the past week. I have a research paper due in 9 days, then 2 take home exams due on the 13th as well as an in class exam on the same day. I just can't seem to get my ass in gear! I got accepted to my new program (Major in crim, minor in psych), but they went and changed the course requirements on me, so I now have to cram 12 classes into 2 semesters. I can't wait to graduate!!!!!

Kathy, I think your package has arrived, but I was out when the mailman came, so now I have to wait until tomorrow to pick it up. I'm so excited!!!

Ya, I'm a poser. Thanks intellectwon!

Tue, 28 Mar 2006 03:52:42 GMT

1.) Your age on your next birthday:

Wednesday, bitches.

2.) Your favorite color:

3.) Your middle name:

4.) The last meal you ate:

5.) Your bad habit:

6.) Your favorite fruit or vegetable:

7.) Your favorite animal:

8.) The town you live in:

9.) Name of your pet:

10.) Best friend's nickname:

(It's Chris, and I sometimes call him Honey Bear. Shut up.)

11.) Your first name:

12.) Your last name:

Internet fights make me horny!!

Mon, 27 Mar 2006 22:17:33 GMT

OK, so here is the synopsis. On St. Patty's Day I got extremely intoxicated. We were at The Pour House, and I started talking to this group of guys. I honestly don't remember what led to this happening, but next thing I know I am kissing this one guy. It lasted for about 1 second, but it was still long enough for Liz to snap a couple pictures with her cell phone. Fast forward to this past Saturday, and Chris (for those of you who don't know, Chris is my boyfriend of almost two years) gets an e-mail in his junk folder that says it is from an unknown address. The e-mail contains the two pictures from Liz's cell phone.

Chris and I dealt with the problem, and *THANK GOD* he isn't kicking my ass to the curb (in my defense, the kiss meant absolutely nothing to me and I still love Chris more than evarr). Now, however, comes the issue of finding out which one of my "friends" would want to stir up such drama. That night at the bar, there was only me, Rebecca, Liz, and Andrew. The pictures were taken from Liz's phone. The only people with Chris' e-mail address are Liz and Rebecca. So there is only a small circle of people who could have done this, and even if it wasn't Liz or Rebecca, they pretty much have to know who it was. It would be a different situation if the pictures had actually been sent with good intentions, as in just letting Chris know about it, but they weren't - those people don't even like Chris (he doesn't wear the expensive clothes like them, he isn't in university, he doesn't drink... pretty shallow reasons eh?), so why would they care what he did and did not know? So I have confronted both girls, and both are denying it. Thinking things through today, I realized that I have so many more important things to do than to deal with the drama that they are constantly causing, and I deserve friends who are going to support me and my relationship, not try to sabotage it.

This short summary is getting long, so I'll get to the internet fight between me & Liz.

An e-mail I sent last night:

Liz,

So I'm sure that by now you have heard that Chris received an "anonymous" e-mail with the pictures of me and that random from St. Patty's. The pictures were taken with your cellphone. I was wondering what your thoughts / explanations were for this.

I know we said we didn't want to do all this over e-mail anymore, but frankly I'm a little baffled, and a lot upset, that my "friends' would pull something like this.

Jill

She didn't respond, so we had an msn convo this afternoon:

J!LL says: hey, you definitely need to tell me how those pictures got sent to chris

Liz...i reba... buuut.. says: hey, i just got your email .. ya i have no idea how he got them. Becuase I would NEVER do anything like that to my worst enemy let alone a friend

J!LL says: welllll they're from your phone, so, i'm not really excited about taking that as an excuse, sorry.

J!LL says: whoever did it has to know chris' e-mail address, and have access to your phone, and that narrows it down to.. well, you, and anyone else you would be able to give that info to. pictures don't magically get sent like that.

Liz...i reba... buuut.. says: well i'm not going to be blamed for something I DIDN"T do.. so i don't really care what you believe to be honest. It's pretty shitty of you to accuse me so easily when you didn't even see the email.. i'm not going to be drawn into your guys problems. so.. find someone else to blame

J!LL says: OH MY GOD, you have to be kidding me, liz. put yourself in my shoes and tell me who you would blame???? i know it was you, or andrew, or rebecca. if you had done it for chris' benefit, i would almost understand, but the fact is, you guys don't even like him, so i know it was done to try to break us up. it was a childish, catty, low thing to do, and you're pretty retarded to think i would just be like "oh, well liz says it wasn't her, soooo even though all the evidence points in that direction, i'll just ignore it". i can't believe i was actually excited to be friends with you guys again. i can't be friends with people who don't support my relationship. i have so much more to say, but i'm pretty sure that FUCK YOU sums it up quite nicely

Liz...i reba... buuut.. says: whatever you say jill.. keep telling youself that if it helps you sleep better at night.. to be honest.. i dont care

Liz...i reba... buuut.. says: and ps, i have been in your shoes.. and i dealt with it like a big girl.. instead of blaming everyone else for my mistakes

J!LL says:i never would have thought that you would sink this low. for your information, although it was never any of your business, i KNOW that i made a mistake, and i am doing everything that i can to fix it. bet you're soooo disappointed that chris and i actually have a GREAT relationship and he understands that i didn't mean anything by the kiss. now that we have dealt with that issue, we're trying to find out what "friend" of mine would be so immature (and actually, pretty fucking stupid if they thought i wouldn't know who it was) as to do shit like that... fuck, where do your loyalties lie?? i'm done with this drama, i'm going to put my effort into the friends who genuinely care about me (and guess what, they love chris too). get the fuck out of my life.

J!LL says:p.s. pretty dumb thing to do when i have pictures of rebecca kissing 3 different guys on st. patty's. i'm sure matt would love to see those.

**************************************

For the record, I wouldn't sink to their level and send the pictures to Matt. He's kind of unstable, so that would probably be a bad call.

Anyway, does anyone know if it is possible to send pictures directly from a phone to someones e-mail address? And also, seeing as Chris deleted the e-mail & emptied his trash right away, is there any way to write to Hotmail Member Services and have them trace the e-mail?

OK, I'm done my rant, I've finally stopped shaking.

Sat, 25 Mar 2006 22:56:27 GMT

This evening's festivities will consist of:

BIRTHDAY WISHLIST

Wed, 22 Mar 2006 05:05:22 GMT

So, its my 22nd birthday in one week, and although I don't expect to get ANY of this, I still like to dream and make "if only I had a couple grand to spend...." lists...

Roxy Sunglasses

Bermuda Shorts

Shell Thong Saldals

A Miniature Dachsund Puppy!!

A Gym Membership Here:

A girl can dream...

MMMkay I guess I've gone a bit overboard on the greed tonight.

I was tagged by intellectwon!!!

Fri, 17 Mar 2006 14:46:54 GMT

Once you are tagged you *MUST* write a blog about your 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next six people to be tagged and list their names.

bad habit #1:
I don't just crack my knuckles, I crack pretty much every joint I possibly can!

bad habit #3:
Rather than exfoliate once a week to get all the dead skin off my face, I sometimes put electrical tape on my face and then peel it off so i can check out all the cool things that come out (you know, kind of like those Biore nost strips). I realize that this may be even worse than not exfoliating at all, but day-um it's fun!

bad habit #4:
I can't go to the washroom in my apartment (or anyone's place for that matter) without turning the water on full blast. I'm always paranoid that someone has their ear to the door. They never do (c'mon, who would REALLY want to listen to that?), but I can't seem to get over it.

bad habit #5:
Whenever I change, I can't bring myself to hang my clothes up or throw them in the laundry basket. They go right onto the floor, into a big messy pile. Then three days later, when I can't make it to my side of the bed without tripping, I have a spaz attack and start bitching about how messy the room is.

bad habit #6:
We lived with my mom's common law husband for about seven years. He was always bouncing his leg up and down, and at first we just made fun of him for doing it, but now my sister and I can't sit still. Whether we're at a restaurant, in class, watching tv... if one of our feet can touch the ground, we're going to be bouncing, and most likely annoying everyone sharing the same piece of furniture.

I tag:
Seeing as I was tagged by intellectwon , and scotty2naughty is the only other person on my friend's list, GUESS WHAT scotty2naughty??

I really should work on my friend's list... who wants to be my LJ friend?

Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:40:17 GMT

WHY did I have to choose to go to school in Ottawa, the city where you can't get a decent job that pays more that 2 cents an hour unless you are completely, 100% bilingual? So maybe I'm exaggerating a bit... but I've been searching for a job for the past month and haven't had as much as a bite. Its not as if I don't have job experience, and its not as if I don't have three years of university under my belt! I'm tryyyyying to find something that is at least somewhat related to criminology so that I don't graduate in one year with zero experience, but I guess I failed to realize that working in crim means working for the government, and working for the government means speaking French. Alright, I sound like such a whiner, sorry guys.

Anyway, it looks like I might be spending the summer away from here, in Southern Ontario, where I can *hopefully* land a job in an English speaking city.

Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. Manager at A&W
2. Revisions agent for Elections Canada
3. Park Ranger (that's right, I was a RANGER!) at Bronte Creek Provincial Park
4. Admin assistant

Four movies I would watch over and over:
1. A League of Their Own
2. Stewie Griffon: The Untold Story
3. Crash
4. Dazed and Confused

Four places I have lived:
1. Sudbury
2. Burlington
3. Russell
4. Ottawa

Four TV shows I love to watch:
1. Survivor
2. The Apprentice
3. Amazing Race (Sup, reality tv whore?)
4. Without a Trace

Four places I have been on vacation:
1. Cuba
2. Florida
3. ...
4. I live a sheltered life, what can I say?

Four websites I visit daily:
1. LJ
2. Hotmail
3. The Weather Network
4. Sephora.com

Four of my favorite foods:
1. Enchalladas
2. Sushi
3. Carp Pizza
4. Lasagna

Four places I would like to be....
1. New Zealand
2. BC
3. Costa Rica
4. Italy

Mon, 06 Mar 2006 23:05:24 GMT

Small things amuse small minds

Possibly / probably / definitely an old meme, but I just discovered it, and its killing me that I can't get past 15 seconds!!!! *sigh* Below average for life.

EDIT: 15.297 SECONDSSSS!!!

Wed, 01 Mar 2006 02:25:01 GMT

Mmmm, gin and tonic.

Honestly, lately I will use ANY excuse to drink. Tonight, I am celebrating the completion of a novel that I should have read one month ago. Go me, go procrastination, go alcoholism!!!

HALIBURTON!

Sat, 25 Feb 2006 05:43:34 GMT

Aaaand, we're back. Haliburton was definitely a ton of fun and relaxation, and I'm bummed that it is over already and I have to get back to the real world on Monday. *sigh*

Anyway, we got there about 3ish on Tuesday and just took a while to get settled and to explore. This place is honestly in the middle of nowhere. We drove north of Ottawa for about 45 minutes, and then turned off the main highway and drove west for about 3 hours. We passed through 15 or so tiny little towns... I'm talking SMALL! I didn't even see one LCBO or Beer Store after we turned off the main highway, and we only passed 3 gas stations the whole way.

Our cabin was a cozy three bedroom place with a woodstove, full kitchen & satellite tv. It came with all the dishes & cookware we needed... although most of the frying pans were coated with a layer of rust, so we'll know next time to bring some pans from this century. The cabin was on a a lake that is probably very populated in the summer, but we're pretty sure we were some of the only souls there this week.

On Wednesday we went dogsledding Canadian stlye! FUN FUN FUN! I originally thought that Chris and I would each have our own sled, but it turns out that they prefer that you have a passenger to cover your ass in case you fall off. So Chris drove the first half, and I drove the second (he got the uphill portion of the ride, hehehe!). Its not like you see on tv, with the dogs running top speed... its a lot slower, but that is part of what made it such a nice experience.

I'm going to stop blabbing and show you some peek-chas, because I know you're probably just going to scroll to those anyways.... bitches.

Warning: picture heavy...

Our cabin:

We hiked up the gigantic mountain behind the cabin and took this... definitely not worth the 20 minutes it took us to get up there.

Drag Lake

BRRRR!

BRRROOOBS

I want this house!

I don't even know what kind of animal thats supposed to be....

Frozen waterfalls

Our team's bums

This dog's name is Chris... he was so freakin lazy, he found the perfect speed to run where the other four dogs did all the work.

Us with our lead dogs, Snoopy and Loretto

Chris and Me with Eagle and Suzy

They could fit 16 dogs in one truck... and those dogs LOVED to be in there!

True North, hehe, we were as "North" as Barrie!

Can we go back yet??

Au Revoir!!

Mon, 20 Feb 2006 15:31:11 GMT

It is Reading Week... but since funds are not as high as I would have liked, we have opted out of a trip to somewhere tropical, and instead we're leaving tomorrow for a 3 day stint in Haliburton.

This is where we are staying:

And we get to do this:

It is because of people like me that Canadians are stereotyped as living in igloos, riding a dogsled to school, and hunting moose for food.

I'll be back Friday, have a good week, lovelies!

Fri, 17 Feb 2006 14:32:00 GMT

Last night I drank a bottle of white wine (Yellow Label: cheap but delicious, and gets the job done!) and ate a box of macaroons while watching the awesomeness of Thursday night tv. What a wonderful start to a 10 day long reading week!

My animals would kick your animals' asses:

And here we go again

Thu, 16 Feb 2006 20:12:06 GMT

So, I'm going to give this whole 'blogging' thing one more shot. This is, what, my 3rd attempt? At least? I generally update for about 1 year, re-read my entries, and then realize "What the fack, I'm a nimrod, why do I write about all this mindless crap"... and then I give up and my journal commits suicide. I'm naiive so I'm doing it all over again.

Chris says that if minds had anuses, blogging would be what they would do when they had to poop. Well, I guess I just took a supposetory! (Oh man, WORST sense of humour ever)